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"Silent Mite"
Season 7, Episode # 7
Episode # 156 in series (207 episodes)
Originally Aired: December 15, 2004
Aired on: CBS-TV
Production code: 707
IMDb logo IMDB: Silent Mite
Written by: Ilana Wernick
Directed by: Andy Cadiff
Guest stars: Bruce Fine
Stephanie Garrett
Peggy Lane
Jon Simanton
Dana Michael Woods
Jamison Yang
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Silent Mite was the seventh episode of Season 7 of The King of Queens, also the 156th overall episode in the series. It first aired December 15, 2004. It is one of many Christmas Episodes shown during the show's run. Written by Ilana wernick, the episode, which was directed by Andy Cadiff, was originally aired on CBS-TV on December 15, 2004.

Synopsis[]

Doug thinks a little person stole his wallet. Doug gets jealous when Carrie is hit on by a little person in the store. Later, Doug figures out the little person had stolen his wallet, but Carrie does not believe him because she thinks he just has it in for him because he was hitting on her.

Storyline[]

While Doug and Carrie are shopping Christmas gifts in the mall, Doug loses his wallet. When he tells Carrie he thinks the midget who hit on Carrie earlier on probably has stolen the wallet, Carrie is so disappointed in Doug she puts him on an allowance. Helped by Arthur, Doug wants to prove that the midget stole the wallet.

Did You Know?[]

Trivia/Notes[]

  • Note: Patton Oswalt and Nicole Sullivan both are credited, but do not appear in the episode.

Goofs[]

Plot holes

There is a team jacket hanging by the front door. Cannot make out team logo but it is a team from the National Football Conference. Doug and Carrie are NY Jets' fans and the Jets are members of the American Football Conference.

Scene excerpt from "Silent Mite"[]

Quotes

  • Carrie: Ok Doug, you know what? This year I don't want a Christmas present. All I want is for you to stop acting like a big baby and grow up.
  • Doug: No, I gave that to you last year.

[a midget has just hit on Carrie]

  • Doug: Hey, guy hits on my woman, I'm gonna throw down.
  • Carrie: Really? How come you didn't do anything to that banker who asked me out to dinner last week?
  • Doug: Because, he was almost my height.

Connections[]

References
  • Jake and the Fatman (TV series) - Arthur says about Doug and himself "You know, we're quite a team. Like Jake and the Fatman. Needless to say, I'm Jake."

Soundtracks[]

Soundtrack credits
  • Baby All My Life I Will Be Driving Home to You (theme song) - Written by Josh Goldsmith, Cathy Yuspa, Jonathan Wolff, and Scott Clausen, performed by Billy Vera and The Beaters

Cast[]

Main cast[]

Guest starring/Recurring cast[]

  • Bruce Fine as Detective Perry
  • Stephanie Garrett as Cop
  • Peggy Lane as Hotel Clerk (voice, uncredited)
  • Jon Simanton as Phil
  • Dana Michael Woods as don
  • Jamison Yang as Salesman

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